Library/Books Jokes

• I only read when there's nothing better to do.  In other words, I read all the time.

• I have no problem reading…except when I have to put the book down.

• The hardest part about going to the library is having to return books.

• I go to the library for peace and quiet because nobody I know would look for me there.

• Now that the library has videos, I have another reason to go besides the cute librarian.

• I might enjoy reading more if I didn't have to concentrate while I was doing it.

• Libraries can intimidate me—all those books I won't be able to read.

• I have no problem cracking a book. Reading it—that's another story.

• What I like best about books is that they don't require a remote.

• Have you ever noticed how many movies they make into books?

• The best thing about books is there are no commercials.

• Books are great.  You don't even have to wait for a commercial break to go to the bathroom.

• I enjoy reading now that I don't have to do it for school any more.

• One advantage reading has over tv is that you can't read and do housework all at the same times.

• My wife doesn't watch soap operas.  She's too busy reading romance novels.

• I can read anywhere.  Unfortunately the bathroom is the only place I can do so in peace.

• I've often thought of writing my autobiography and selling it as a cure for insomnia.

• The best part of books is that no matter how long you leave them, you can always pick up where you left off.