Scarecrows

• Why are scarecrows never hungry?  Because they’re always stuffed.

• Scarecrows are for the birds.

• What did the scarecrow say when he lost is stuffing?  “That’s the last straw.”

• Scarecrows are more often used as bird perches then as bird deterrents.

• If it wasn’t for scarecrows, birds would have a place to land in the fields.

• Given that scarecrows are made of straw, doesn’t it just encourage horses to eat people?

• Scarecrows are tasty treats for horses.

• Why are there no new scarecrows?  Because they’re made of patchwork.

• You’d think less scarecrows would smoke considering the number of patches they wear.

• Scarecrows are the hobos of the farming world.

• For scarecrows, every day is field day.

• Scarecrows are resilient because no matter what happens, they’re still standing.

• Scarecrows aren’t easily winded.

• Why did the farmer like the scarecrow better than his wife? Because it doesn’t talk.

• How do you take down a scarecrow? Burn baby burn.

• Why don’t farmers need counseling?  They talk to their scarecrows instead.

• Hats off to all scarecrows on windy days.

• What did the scarecrow say to the bird?  “Get off my back.”

• Scarecrows aren’t horsing around.

• Why was the lady attracted to the scarecrow?   She liked the straw, silent type.